Fayse was a small man, very small in stature and small in his "size." He was acutely aware of these things, and it made him uncomfortable to a degree he was never able to fully express.
That is, until he met Favs. He was like a legend, untouchable by mere mortals. Favs, being a record holder on...
This gal literally never leaves the server and any time she's on at least one guy gets cat fished and I laugh at that. However he does believe in Finland, and any guy that believes in that is someone who will probably drop kick a baby for personal enjoyment.
+1 because I don't believe in babies...
You're just jealous that you didn't figure out Finland isn't a real country first. Trust me, it's all a conspiracy between the Japanese whale fisherwymens and the Norwegian government. They get a cut of the profits while Japan reaps the spoils of whale war, mostly so they can grind the whale...
Basically, we all know you secretly want to suck a dick deep down inside you (probably not that deep down), so I've decided to gift you all the knawledge on how to make that happen.
Basically, move to Cambodia and find lady boys. You get a pair of tits to play with and a dick. It's like heaven...
Hey while you guys are reading, do any of you have any good suggestions for a gaming mouse? If you do, go ahead and smash that like button and drop a comment in the video description below.
I often dreamed of Michael Bay. He wasn't just a famous director, of some of the hottest blockbuster movies... he was a daddy through and through. His wispy brown hair, and kind eyes fill me with a warmth that I've not known before. The fact that he so masterfully commands explosions in his...
No.
Alright so leading with that joke pretty much tells all y'all who I am, so let me go ahead and immediately smash that dream apart and tell you who I actually am. A bunch of people helped me write this, I didn't like what they said so I threw all that away and started over. They all said no...
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