Fayse was a small man, very small in stature and small in his "size." He was acutely aware of these things, and it made him uncomfortable to a degree he was never able to fully express.
That is, until he met Favs. He was like a legend, untouchable by mere mortals. Favs, being a record holder on...
Basically, we all know you secretly want to suck a dick deep down inside you (probably not that deep down), so I've decided to gift you all the knawledge on how to make that happen.
Basically, move to Cambodia and find lady boys. You get a pair of tits to play with and a dick. It's like heaven...
I often dreamed of Michael Bay. He wasn't just a famous director, of some of the hottest blockbuster movies... he was a daddy through and through. His wispy brown hair, and kind eyes fill me with a warmth that I've not known before. The fact that he so masterfully commands explosions in his...
No.
Alright so leading with that joke pretty much tells all y'all who I am, so let me go ahead and immediately smash that dream apart and tell you who I actually am. A bunch of people helped me write this, I didn't like what they said so I threw all that away and started over. They all said no...
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