How to pick up Cambodian ladybois and suck dick without it being gay

[OTTERMATIC]

Basically, we all know you secretly want to suck a dick deep down inside you (probably not that deep down), so I've decided to gift you all the knawledge on how to make that happen.

Basically, move to Cambodia and find lady boys. You get a pair of tits to play with and a dick. It's like heaven if you're confident in yourself, and if you're a fucking loser, you can try and pretend you're not playing with someone that was born as a man. "Don't look down" you'll tell yourself. You loser.

When you do finally get yourself a ladyboi, make sure you pound that boipussi as hard as possible. Do it for me. Do it for your mom. Do it for Jesus. I don't really care, do it for the county of Corpus Cristi for all I care. Just get your dick wet for christ's sake.

If you're not sure how to start, here's a handy-dandy guide for you: <redacted>

And don't forget, JFK wasn't actually killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, his head just did that because of chemtrails.

 

[Parrino]

holy fuck how can someone whos not me condense so much autism into a single post

 

[Semper]

holy fuck how can someone whos not me condense so much autism into a single post

How long till he gets banned off the forums?

 

[OTTERMATIC]

holy fuck how can someone whos not me condense so much autism into a single post

You're just jealous that you didn't figure out Finland isn't a real country first. Trust me, it's all a conspiracy between the Japanese whale fisherwymens and the Norwegian government. They get a cut of the profits while Japan reaps the spoils of whale war, mostly so they can grind the whale dick into a power that makes their hair black.

How long till he gets banned off the forums?

Like 30 minutes.