Funny things you've heard on the servers

[Kaysher]

[BAM] Kaysher : -17

 

[BDIFF]

JPhoenix: moms gonna cum in
JPhoenix: its because your dad fucking touched you when you were young
JPhoenix: DBO LIKES LICOURICE IN HIS BUTTHOLE
JPhoenix: Did you know: Statistics show that the rate of teenage pregnancy decreases after the age 20

 

[Reusable7565]

someone on the 1v1 voice channel: whats a gf?
"an urban legend"

 

[sneaK]

Arstor: this is a christian server please no swearing
sparrowhawk ged: what is a christian server

 

[Reusable7565]

doodleben: the easiest way to get a women is to deploy psychological warfare on them

 

[s p o o k y]

Roboto ツ i'm gay nobody will see this

 

[sneaK]

Meanwhile, on 1v1 Arenas...

Laterz: how do i turn up bot difficulty

 

[sneaK]

kw: i shotgunned 3 mountain dews so imma fuck yall up now

 

[Reusable7565]

average day on surf_inspire:
"why does this map look so ugly"
"it takes one to know one"
"yeah because i look like a fucking ugly map"

 

[♪ ryN]

"[PLEB] LokGunN : this is gayer than me [PLEB] LokGunN : and im really fucking gay[ret"