Funny things you've heard on the servers

[Semper]

.sneaK-Today at 12:10 PM
if rocco procreates that'll be the death of humanity

 

[Robo]

 

[s p o o k y]

KZ SERVER

Person 1: Hey does anyone have 4 dollars I can have?

Person 2: What do you need 4 dollars for? You gonna buy drugs?

Person 1: No, drugs are like 8 dollars I think...

 

[Spidy]

[SNK.SRV] ADMIN: Issued an extended mute on Deny for 20 minutes (reason: Doesn't know de wae).

=(e)= ImmaZombie!! : actually egypt is in egyptia

✪ FauxPlace : kissing girls is gay because girls kiss guys so your kissing guys.

 

[Spidy]

Frumpy : NO YOU N'A'INT

 

[Spidy]

fud : i bet you give good weenie touches you faggot

 

[Fayse]

hacker connected.
hacker : !longhop
hacker : !longjump
hacker : How do I do longhops
[SNK.SRV] ADMIN: Permanently banned player "hacker" (reason: SMAC 0.8.7.0 Custom: Movement Cheat Detected).

 

[Frumpy]

lesbian until proven gay

 

[a-ha!]

slender: i want back in

 

[Fayse]

some dude: ok i didn't call you fat jackie someone said "would you rather fuck tachi or jackie" and we said tachi cuz you sound WALMART THICC