OTTERMATIC
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Basically, we all know you secretly want to suck a dick deep down inside you (probably not that deep down), so I've decided to gift you all the knawledge on how to make that happen.
Basically, move to Cambodia and find lady boys. You get a pair of tits to play with and a dick. It's like heaven if you're confident in yourself, and if you're a fucking loser, you can try and pretend you're not playing with someone that was born as a man. "Don't look down" you'll tell yourself. You loser.
When you do finally get yourself a ladyboi, make sure you pound that boipussi as hard as possible. Do it for me. Do it for your mom. Do it for Jesus. I don't really care, do it for the county of Corpus Cristi for all I care. Just get your dick wet for christ's sake.
If you're not sure how to start, here's a handy-dandy guide for you: <redacted>
And don't forget, JFK wasn't actually killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, his head just did that because of chemtrails.
Basically, move to Cambodia and find lady boys. You get a pair of tits to play with and a dick. It's like heaven if you're confident in yourself, and if you're a fucking loser, you can try and pretend you're not playing with someone that was born as a man. "Don't look down" you'll tell yourself. You loser.
When you do finally get yourself a ladyboi, make sure you pound that boipussi as hard as possible. Do it for me. Do it for your mom. Do it for Jesus. I don't really care, do it for the county of Corpus Cristi for all I care. Just get your dick wet for christ's sake.
If you're not sure how to start, here's a handy-dandy guide for you: <redacted>
And don't forget, JFK wasn't actually killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, his head just did that because of chemtrails.
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